If your boyfriend doesn’t know how to change a tire…

If your boyfriend doesn't know how to change a tire...

Cinderella on drugs.

Cinderella on drugs.

So, I tried to pee on an anthill…

So, I tried to pee on an anthill…

What is this? A suitcase for ants?

What is this? A suitcase for ants?

Well, that goes without saying.

Well, that goes without saying.

This is fine.

A Vulcan in the streets…

A Vulcan in the streets…

Kids these days…

Kids these days…

A picture of my girlfriends heart.

A picture of my girlfriends heart.

I’m so freaking patriotic…

I’m so freaking patriotic…

What’s the difference between a hockey player and a hippie chick?

What’s the difference between a hockey player and a hippie chick?

That’s one fine looking barbecue pit.

That’s one fine looking barbecue pit.

I couldn’t stop myself from laughing.

I couldn’t stop myself from laughing.

Anyone else remember when Dexter hired a prostitute to replace his sister?

Anyone else remember when Dexter hired a prostitute to replace his sister?

Marcus Aurelius

Marcus Aurelius

When you are hugging a child.

When you are hugging a child.