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she woke up and chose violence

she woke up and chose violence
9/10 doctors recommend it.
9/10 doctors recommend it.
Beware the grocery store.
Beware the grocery store.
I thought we were buds, bud.
I thought we were buds, bud.
News you can use.
News you can use.
You fell for the classic blunder…
You fell for the classic blunder…
Get starched!
Get starched!
Some might even call it immaculate.
Some might even call it immaculate.
I am the gato now.
I am the gato now.
*smirk*
*smirk*
Don’t meep…
Don’t meep…
And I took that personally all day.
And I took that personally all day.
A cluster of black amethyst stalactites circa Argentina.
A cluster of black amethyst stalactites circa Argentina.
It was worth it. – Cat, probably.
It was worth it. – Cat, probably.
Trust but verify your trash radar.
Trust but verify your trash radar.
When sand imitates art.
When sand imitates art.
Neature%21+Snug+as+a+bug+in+a+rug.
Neature! Snug as a bug in a rug.
%26%238216%3BI%26%238217%3Bm+still+proud+of+you%2C%26%238217%3B+she+said+somberly%26%238230%3B
‘I’m still proud of you,’ she said somberly…
Get+this+man+a+job.
Get this man a job.
The+books+on+parenting.
The books on parenting.
Join the conversation
I+already+pre-ordered+my+tickets.
I already pre-ordered my tickets.
I%26%238217%3Bm+a+cereal+entrepreneur%26%238230%3B
I’m a cereal entrepreneur…
%2AUHHM+intensifies%2A
*UHHM intensifies*
%26%238230%3Bsome+people+hike%2C+probably.
…some people hike, probably.
He%26%238217%3Bs+makin%26%238217%3B+waffles.
He’s makin’ waffles.
Welcome+back%2C+Bud.
Welcome back, Bud.
Be+good+to+each+other.
Be good to each other.
Unnecessary+censorship+is+3spookers5mua..
Unnecessary censorship is 3spookers5mua..