everyday stroganoff updates

and frozen thin mints

side effects may include incest…

Heid klum asked if we would still love her if she was a worm for halloween and the answer was obviously “yes”

beware of log

take away the 1 and subtract 2 from the hour. easy

chaos lentils would be a pretty good band name

Mariah carey memes because all i want for christmas is for people to stop posting about it before thanksgiving!

find your bay leaf confidence

oh, to be the person eating the egg floating in some ramen

the flip flop killer is thwip thwipping for you

um, what now?

this might be the best way to judge other people

who actually thought this was a good idea?

how fast are you?

you know things are going bad when skechers refuses to talk to you