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chocolate dipped golden retriever

chocolate dipped golden retriever
plants with attitudes
plants with attitudes
it fits. it sits
it fits. it sits
good job, florida…
good job, florida…
who do you bet on?
who do you bet on?
what the french?
what the french?
i don’t like you
i don’t like you
we kept it all inside
we kept it all inside
she’s my guiding light
she’s my guiding light
time to meet my demons
time to meet my demons
a dangerous hobby
a dangerous hobby
one of the worst feelings in the world
one of the worst feelings in the world
before his time
before his time
the puppy is my friend, you are not
the puppy is my friend, you are not
do i want to know the answer?
do i want to know the answer?
ducks are lawless animals
ducks are lawless animals
Cows+do+not+mind+a+mattress%2C+turns+out.
Cows do not mind a mattress, turns out.
Entitled+Karen+confronts+man+resting+in+his+car+in+the+parking+lot%26%238230%3B
Entitled Karen confronts man resting in his car in the parking lot…
Sharks+love+you+too%2C+apparently%26%238230%3B
Sharks love you too, apparently…
Dogs+are+the+joke.
Dogs are the joke.
Join the conversation
%2Acrickets%2A
*crickets*
The+dinosaur+is+a+master+of+disguise.
The dinosaur is a master of disguise.
It%26%238217%3Bs+got+a+different+vibe+to+it%26%238230%3B
It’s got a different vibe to it…
Birds+are+not+pets.+Prove+me+wrong.
Birds are not pets. Prove me wrong.
Science%2C+bitches.
Science, bitches.
When+movers+excel+at+Tetris.
When movers excel at Tetris.
I+could+ride+the+goose+in+to+battle.
I could ride the goose in to battle.
Human+uses+confusion%26%238230%3B+it%26%238217%3Bs+highly+effective.
Human uses confusion… it’s highly effective.