Decision making is a learned skill.

Chumbawumba for life alert and other entertainment themed memes!

this is what stress looks like. This makes me so uncomfortable

Have you tried burying yourself under as much lavender as possible?

do they make this vest in adult human sizes?

i’d take ultron. easy money with how much he loves listenig to himself monologue

work day lunch break hack

what sad song music video are you finding yourself in during a car ride?

You never know. the guy asking might be into penguin onesies

if pixar made godzilla vs kong. would you watch?

baby squid eggs found inside a seashell

someone found this shell at the beach with barnacles around it that make it look like a heart

first off, when teen jesus is left home alone he’s turning water into wine, don’t lie to yourself about this

gonna have to unfollow a lot of things, if we’re being honest

a shower sounds so relaxing i tell myself before coming up with a fake argument in my head that i inevitably lose

just when you think everything is perfect your bladder decides to speak up. every time.