historically accurate

they really hate the moon

fight the system!

try saying that five times fast!

life hack

the hard part about divorce no one warns you about

the name’s mittens, murder mittens

men, do you accept the challenge?

they’ll definitely grow back

a good place to sit

now your kids can suffer just like you!

right swipe

death by roomba army

genius. dishonest, but genius

nothing is more romantic than getting on one knee while the waiter brings you more breadsticks

once you see it, you can’t unsee it