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fat wins

fat wins
this is why no one takes cnbc seriously
this is why no one takes cnbc seriously
world’s strongest mailbox
world’s strongest mailbox
brutal
brutal
i’ve never been to an aldi
i’ve never been to an aldi
don’t we all?
don’t we all?
it’s a bird
it’s a bird
they were stored improperly
they were stored improperly
soon
soon
not every idea is a good idea
not every idea is a good idea
where do i buy a splash guard?
where do i buy a splash guard?
nay
nay
it’s my cheat day
it’s my cheat day
male authors deserve this treatment
male authors deserve this treatment
it wants a screwdriver
it wants a screwdriver
oh yes they will
oh yes they will
Obviously.
Obviously.
No+shame.
No shame.
Times+when+I+use+cursive.
Times when I use cursive.
Yep%26%238230%3B
Yep…
Join the conversation
Cheating+milk.
Cheating milk.
Well%2C+that+works%26%238230%3B
Well, that works…
It+happens+to+the+best+of+us%26%238230%3B
It happens to the best of us…
%26%238216%3BI%26%238217%3Bm+sure+you+look+lovely%26%238217%3B
‘I’m sure you look lovely’
Love%2C+Pig.
Love, Pig.
Decisions%2C+decisions%26%238230%3B
Decisions, decisions…
Never+scare+a+black+man%26%238230%3B+who+is+also+a+ninja.
Never scare a black man… who is also a ninja.
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(insert stupid quidditch reference here)