Words.

officially a first row greg

trying to sleep during pollen season is pointless

bear learned to give the dog bones so he would be given access to the trash. Bartering in the animal kingdom at its finest

What are you thoughts on Clerks 3? Are you interested at all?

the official outfit of middle aged dads

bates motel – take a shower at your own risk

time zones now exist block to block and house to house

the best duo in stranger is *literally* batman and robin

The fastest way to wake a sleeping father is by touching the TV remote

we know one thing for certain – his name definitely is not carl

excuse me, do you know why I pulled you over today?

interesting restaurant review

“professional” photograph fail that was worth every penny

Radio Shack went out of business in 2015 but their verified twitter is still very active

how to properly cook lasagna. Just don’t ask me what temp the oven is supposed to be set to…