since their first date

since their first date

ill trade my soul to be able to pet him

ill trade my soul to be able to pet him

the internet’s greatest resource

the internet’s greatest resource

oddly uplifting

oddly uplifting

i never thought about but now i need to know

i never thought about but now i need to know

but i can’t pet a wolf?

but i can’t pet a wolf?

*buys stock in neopets*

*buys stock in neopets*

I wish they would!

I wish they would!

literally

opportunity not missed

opportunity not missed

Goth is not the culture i associate with monster. wtf

Goth is not the culture i associate with monster. wtf

time for negotiating is over

time for negotiating is over

i’m a registered popeye’s voter

i’m a registered popeye’s voter

this person is a real boob

this person is a real boob

let him rest

where are the fun and games?

where are the fun and games?