Feeling Lucky?

brain fry

May the froth be with you.
May the froth be with you.
One cries because one is sad.
One cries because one is sad.
…made in China.
…made in China.
Timid shark wants to ask you a question.
Timid shark wants to ask you a question.
How Michael Phelps is using his 22 Olympic Medals.
How Michael Phelps is using his 22 Olympic Medals.
He can dance if he wants to.
He can dance if he wants to.
This is why I’m forever alone.
This is why I’m forever alone.
Box wine is so trashy.
Box wine is so trashy.
Say it to my face, bro.
Say it to my face, bro.
Why I read books.
Why I read books.
Cold stethoscope!
Cold stethoscope!
Words.
Words.
People always ask me how I pronounce my name.
People always ask me how I pronounce my name.
I don’t always find the perfect girl…
I don’t always find the perfect girl…
Just brewing a galaxy.
Just brewing a galaxy.
evil+siblings
evil siblings
nailed+it
nailed it
be+like+bowie
be like bowie
and+then+i+get+kicked+out+immediately
and then i get kicked out immediately
Join the conversation
And+it+only+warms+the+towel+at+its+convenience%2C+not+yours
And it only warms the towel at its convenience, not yours
this+is+a+real+animal%3F
this is a real animal?
i+hate+this
i hate this
figure+escaping
figure escaping
hopefully+they+were+all+planned
hopefully they were all planned
i+would+like+to+order+the+1+pound+mozzarella+stick
i would like to order the 1 pound mozzarella stick
petty+crime+partner
petty crime partner
sunday+not+so+funday
sunday not so funday