braking and entering

i don’t want my apartment to smell like stale beer and cheese too

i don’t want my apartment to smell like stale beer and cheese too

cinematic perfection

cinematic perfection

never trust l’otters

never trust l’otters

new life motto

i’m canceling my subscription

i’m canceling my subscription

what can pixar give feelings to next?

what can pixar give feelings to next?

elementary school trauma revisited

elementary school trauma revisited

grandparents have more fun

grandparents have more fun

this is me

name a more iconic ford

name a more iconic ford

i’d prefer the cupcake

i’d prefer the cupcake

but… but… what happens if a werewolf bites a wolf?

but… but… what happens if a werewolf bites a wolf?

clark kent – click bait artist

clark kent – click bait artist

‘family’

I’m not responsible for me when I’m drunk

I’m not responsible for me when I’m drunk