Feeling Lucky?

brb getting myself a cowboy

I’d never shut up.
I’d never shut up.
hmm…
hmm…
Yeah, me too.
Yeah, me too.
You’re funny.
You’re funny.
Amasian.
Amasian.
Meanwhile in America.
Meanwhile in America.
Magic fingers.
Magic fingers.
Of note, this was not an American experiment.
Of note, this was not an American experiment.
Good luck China.
Good luck China.
Thumbs up for Rock and Roll.
Thumbs up for Rock and Roll.
Not if I’m around!
Not if I’m around!
Words.
Words.
There are starving cats in Africa.
There are starving cats in Africa.
Do drugs…
Do drugs…
Holy Dalmatian.
Holy Dalmatian.
Too+soon.
Too soon.
In+Norwegian%26%238230%3B
In Norwegian…
Available+now+at+your+local+Walmart%21
Available now at your local Walmart!
%26quot%3BYou+made+the+mess%2C+you+clean+it+up.%26quot%3B
"You made the mess, you clean it up."
Join the conversation
To%3A+FBI%2C+NSA%2C+CIA+%26%238211%3B+In+light+of+the+recent+bombings+and+stabbings+across+America%26%238230%3B
To: FBI, NSA, CIA – In light of the recent bombings and stabbings across America…
Got+you+fam.
Got you fam.
Meanwhile+at+a+job+interview
Meanwhile at a job interview
Shots+fired%21
Shots fired!
A+fully+robotic+bar+in+Italy.
A fully robotic bar in Italy.
Do+you+even+work+here%3F
Do you even work here?
Where+your+scallop+is+farmed
Where your scallop is farmed
Take+care+of+youre+kids
Take care of youre kids