bread for this

Extreme bubble wrap challenge.

Don’t look directly into my third eye.

Apparently after too many beers I decided to mobile deposit this photo as a 10k check. They were surprisingly nice about it all.

Doing my best.

A wholesome NYC experience.

Canadians are more flamboyant than they let on.

This kid Risks.

It’s real in my heart.

Human fingers are fun.

Serving and protecing.

Do you even meow?

I don’t prank well…

Water vs alcohol

When your wife is actually garbage.

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