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Breaking up over text is the worst

Breaking up over text is the worst
Someone gato.
Someone gato.
You May have it all, sir.
You May have it all, sir.
Clever girl.
Clever girl.
Tonight, we dance.
Tonight, we dance.
Oh Neigh you didn’t.
Oh Neigh you didn’t.
One tea to rule them all.
One tea to rule them all.
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Canada Revenue Agency 2020 Tax Manual
Hot bean water.
Hot bean water.
It’s a danger noodle, Christopher.
It’s a danger noodle, Christopher.
‘˜Till the candles burn out, at last.
‘˜Till the candles burn out, at last.
Love thy neighbor.
Love thy neighbor.
Sing me the credentials of your WiFi.
Sing me the credentials of your WiFi.
Three legs, four feet, 16 fingers, two functional penises. Meet Frank Lentini.
Three legs, four feet, 16 fingers, two functional penises. Meet Frank Lentini.
Just say it, Olive.
Just say it, Olive.
Do a good turn daily.
Do a good turn daily.
We+have+no+choice+but+to+add+PMI%26%238230%3B
We have no choice but to add PMI…
Cows+do+not+mind+a+mattress%2C+turns+out.
Cows do not mind a mattress, turns out.
Too+Many+Cars+Bad%21
Too Many Cars Bad!
Birds+are+not+pets.+Prove+me+wrong.
Birds are not pets. Prove me wrong.
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The+dinosaur+is+a+master+of+disguise.
The dinosaur is a master of disguise.
Human+uses+confusion%26%238230%3B+it%26%238217%3Bs+highly+effective.
Human uses confusion… it’s highly effective.
Sharks+love+you+too%2C+apparently%26%238230%3B
Sharks love you too, apparently…
Dogs+are+the+joke.
Dogs are the joke.
%2Acrickets%2A
*crickets*
Hold+the+bees%2C+bruv.
Hold the bees, bruv.
I+could+ride+the+goose+in+to+battle.
I could ride the goose in to battle.
We+don%26%238217%3Bt+need+your+stinking+facts.
We don’t need your stinking facts.