Breaks my heart

do they make this vest in adult human sizes?

looks like toilet snakes aren’t the only thing to be worried about when going to the bathroom anymore

gonna have to unfollow a lot of things, if we’re being honest

oh no is an understatement

You know Marvel is running out of ideas when Toilet King enters the MCU

this is how you know you’ve reached peak boring adulthood

today on lies we tell other people to sound more impressive than we are

unlimited power!!!!!!!!!

the final resignation that finally forced boris johnson to leave office

baby squid eggs found inside a seashell

just when you think everything is perfect your bladder decides to speak up. every time.

You never know. the guy asking might be into penguin onesies

someone found this shell at the beach with barnacles around it that make it look like a heart

That’s because we are closed and other viral tweets

this is what stress looks like. This makes me so uncomfortable