The five types of Christmas songs.

all the time

it’s the perfect number

everyday is fryday

thanks mom, really appreciate that

if you want to undergo fighting training, work at waffle house

this is fantastic news!

does that make them a longbowman

no chip left behind

so fantastic, floaties of plastic

you know the saying, potato vodka, tomato caesar…

which song is this for you?

420 points to gryffindor

10 Star Wars Memes to Break Your Chains

just in case i happen to go out in this one specific niche situation — you never know!

i feel this kid’s pain