Thanks to a truely dedicated 3 year old I only have 43.4 years to wait!

a real life first attempt at drawing keanu reeves

realistic relationship goals

the makers of oreos have no chill

the only reason to want a boyfriend is for karaoke help, apparently

this is emperor palpatine for skillshare

we all know why we have gathered here today

probably one of the worst things you could say while on the witness stand

love is being okay with your partner hiding opossums in the attic

what new ghosts would you like to see?

but no matter how much he tries not to, he does eventually talk about crossfit

the murderer is one of the people on this train *twirls mustache*

turning on the lights is not an option

of all the open seats on the busses in the world, you had to sit in the one directly next to me…

bilbo was a very wise hobbit indeed

anything is a ufo if you can’t identify it before it hits your face