bubble buddy

beer science

classic carrie bradshaw

i should have texted instead

Figs are pollinated by wasps. after pollination, figs ‘digest’ the dead left dead inside. knowing this, i still plan to eat fig newtons. they are delicious

as long as the bird is okay, everything else is, too

this flesh prison won’t hold me for long

spitting venom

yes, please

such a misunderstood creature

when you hold it to your ear you can hear the grapes crying

what every kid wants for christmas

i need to read this essay more than i’ve ever needed anything in my life

I didn’t know this was a discussion we needed to have, but let the debate begin!

send dudes, not nudes

i move left, they move left. i move right, they move right