bumblebee butt

what will America choose?

what will America choose?

i need to make friends with crows

i need to make friends with crows

thanks, gilligan!

thanks, gilligan!

burns so good

this is brilliant

this is brilliant

the perfect crime

the perfect crime

It was cold winter’s night…

It was cold winter’s night…

is this where the saying comes from?

is this where the saying comes from?

tastes like blue

tastes like blue

literally every time i do laundry

literally every time i do laundry

forgive me father, for i have sinned

forgive me father, for i have sinned

target has had enough bs

target has had enough bs

i’ll have the vodka salad

i’ll have the vodka salad

why do they make it so stressful?

why do they make it so stressful?

same