Feeling Lucky?

she has the reciepts

she has the reciepts
Retirement hacks.
Retirement hacks.
Taking compliments like a pro
Taking compliments like a pro
Dear Satan
Dear Satan
Not a b u b b l e boy
Not a b u b b l e boy
Don’t blink.
Don’t blink.
Do as I Say, not as I do
Do as I Say, not as I do
Please pupper, do the do do outside…
Please pupper, do the do do outside…
When Dominos paves the potholes because the city hasn’t the time for such things.
When Dominos paves the potholes because the city hasn’t the time for such things.
For meal your
For meal your
Your ass is grass.
Your ass is grass.
Fake news.
Fake news.
Fifteen hours remain.
Fifteen hours remain.
A pinecone a day…
A pinecone a day…
Limited edition Pringles!
Limited edition Pringles!
#heisrisen
#heisrisen
Sometimes+we+just+need+a+lift.
Sometimes we just need a lift.
Shotgun+infinity.
Shotgun infinity.
Mhm%26%238230%3B
Mhm…
It+happens+to+the+best+of+us%26%238230%3B
It happens to the best of us…
Join the conversation
Hands.
Hands.
I+am+a+ninja.
I am a ninja.
Oh+Cleverbot%26%238230%3B+is+there+anything+you+don%26%238217%3Bt+know%3F
Oh Cleverbot… is there anything you don’t know?
Time+to+die.
Time to die.
Cheating+milk.
Cheating milk.
Never+scare+a+black+man%26%238230%3B+who+is+also+a+ninja.
Never scare a black man… who is also a ninja.
Public+service+announcement%3A
Public service announcement:
Classy.
Classy.