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Burrito physics

Burrito physics
trial by combat
trial by combat
and no one is around to ask how your sadghetti was…
and no one is around to ask how your sadghetti was…
academic tortoise
academic tortoise
it’s weird, but we make it work
it’s weird, but we make it work
dramatic recreation
dramatic recreation
and now for my next magic trick, I will leave without apologizing
and now for my next magic trick, I will leave without apologizing
I’ve lost my trash can for sure
I’ve lost my trash can for sure
looks like pizza
looks like pizza
windows triple rent
windows triple rent
a six hour long hug sounds uncomfortable, tbh
a six hour long hug sounds uncomfortable, tbh
and thus, plagiarism was avoided expertly
and thus, plagiarism was avoided expertly
behind their back?
behind their back?
please wait til your parents leave to try this at home
please wait til your parents leave to try this at home
teaming up to take you down
teaming up to take you down
it was the only apocalypse i was looking forward to, too
it was the only apocalypse i was looking forward to, too
you+could+say+it%26%238217%3Bs%26%238230%3Bdirt+cheap
you could say it’s…dirt cheap
auf+wheatersehen
auf wheatersehen
if+i+can+carry+it+all+like+this%2C+i+technically+didn%26%238217%3Bt+need+a+basket
if i can carry it all like this, i technically didn’t need a basket
they%26%238217%3Bll+never+know+what+hit+%26%238217%3Bem
they’ll never know what hit ’em
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no+monopoly%2C+mario+party%2C+or+yahtzee+allowed+anymore
no monopoly, mario party, or yahtzee allowed anymore
what+do+you+mean+%26%238220%3Bthree+pieces%3F%21%3F%21%3F%26%238221%3B
what do you mean “three pieces?!?!?”
this+is+truly+the+most+torture+anyone+has+put+on+anyone%2C+you+horrible+parent%21
this is truly the most torture anyone has put on anyone, you horrible parent!
sorry%2C+forgot+to+erase+that
sorry, forgot to erase that
hey+hey+hey+look+hey+look+are+you+looking+you%26%238217%3Bre+not+looking+hey+look+look+at+this
hey hey hey look hey look are you looking you’re not looking hey look look at this
nothing+like+older+sibling+love
nothing like older sibling love
recruiter%3A+say+no+more
recruiter: say no more
and+then+hang+it+up+in+their+hallways+for+the+rest+of+your+life
and then hang it up in their hallways for the rest of your life