Feeling Lucky?

*melee intensifies*

*melee intensifies*

more at safely endangered

McDonald’s stock opened 300 points higher this morning…
McDonald’s stock opened 300 points higher this morning…
It puts the lotion on its felt…
It puts the lotion on its felt…
Never trust a chicken
Never trust a chicken
But… my bootstraps…
But… my bootstraps…
USA Today was pretty confident with their Colorado placement…
USA Today was pretty confident with their Colorado placement…
David Letterman kept a stack of paper cups in his dressing room, each one representing a completed show
David Letterman kept a stack of paper cups in his dressing room, each one representing a completed show
You’re not wrong, Walter…
You’re not wrong, Walter…
Faceswap’s for breakfast.
Faceswap’s for breakfast.
One Korea is Best Korea poster in Seoul
One Korea is Best Korea poster in Seoul
Zack, you’re considered essential personnel…
Zack, you’re considered essential personnel…
Look Ron, Muggles love these things!
Look Ron, Muggles love these things!
Eat Tostitos Constantly
Eat Tostitos Constantly
Words.
Words.
In an alternate universe…
In an alternate universe…
I was being eaten by mosquitos when my Scandinavian friend handed me this.
I was being eaten by mosquitos when my Scandinavian friend handed me this.
Love%2C+Pig.
Love, Pig.
Your+secret%26%238217%3Bs+safe+with+us%26%238230%3B
Your secret’s safe with us…
Classy.
Classy.
I+can+relate.
I can relate.
Join the conversation
Decisions%2C+decisions%26%238230%3B
Decisions, decisions…
Hands.
Hands.
Shotgun+infinity.
Shotgun infinity.
%26%238216%3BI%26%238217%3Bm+sure+you+look+lovely%26%238217%3B
‘I’m sure you look lovely’
Time+to+die.
Time to die.
%28insert+stupid+quidditch+reference+here%29
(insert stupid quidditch reference here)
No+shame.
No shame.
Times+when+I+use+cursive.
Times when I use cursive.