but after four hours you would need to call your doctor

i’d take ultron. easy money with how much he loves listenig to himself monologue

american stadium food is a whole other level of american gluttony

Somehow being overwhelmed always wins…

cricket pizza. would you take a bite?

vasectomy get well basket

all the colors of the moon in one photo

a wall of bugs at the Cleveland museum of natural history

the last halloween at the potter house…

this is how you can figure out your odds of getting a phd

so this is why British people hide their t’s

the power of friendship is undefeated

this type of dangerous selfie could get you placed on a wikipedia page if you’re not careful

never underestimate women

internal monologue f.m. always has perfect reception and won’t let you change the station

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