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but no matter how much he tries not to, he does eventually talk about crossfit

Poems are hard.
Poems are hard.
Smashing!
Smashing!
Dear God.
Dear God.
Every time.
Every time.
Hipster Legolas.
Hipster Legolas.
Oh, you model?
Oh, you model?
OOYL!
OOYL!
Coffee.
Coffee.
History.
History.
Again?
Again?
Can’t stop watching.
Can’t stop watching.
Cookie?
Cookie?
Just Robert Downy Jr.
Just Robert Downy Jr.
I <3 Accuracy.
I <3 Accuracy.
Things I love.
Things I love.
Tigers+love+Autumn%2C+apparently.
Tigers love Autumn, apparently.
The+JellyBelly+founder+is+hosting+a+nation+wide+treasure+hunt+for+Golden+tickets+to+own+a+JellyBelly+candy+factory+before+he+retires%2C+BTW.
The JellyBelly founder is hosting a nation wide treasure hunt for Golden tickets to own a JellyBelly candy factory before he retires, BTW.
Shut+up+and+take+my+money.
Shut up and take my money.
It%26%238217%3Bs+my+Jeep+in+box.
It’s my Jeep in box.
Join the conversation
Minerals+of+a+feather%26%238230%3B+and+all+that+jazz.
Minerals of a feather… and all that jazz.
And+then+the+dumpsters+ignited%26%238230%3B
And then the dumpsters ignited…
Crew+Dragon+capsule+before+and+after+a+trip+to+the+ISS.
Crew Dragon capsule before and after a trip to the ISS.
It+gives+us+the+knife%26%238230%3B
It gives us the knife…
Get+this+guy+a+whistle.
Get this guy a whistle.
I+don%26%238217%3Bt+want+to+live+on+this+planet+any+more.
I don’t want to live on this planet any more.
We+nom+with+diversity%21
We nom with diversity!
Words.
Words.