Feeling Lucky?

but what’s a homerun?

When you are too good at being dad
When you are too good at being dad
Got my apron for deaf covfefe night!
Got my apron for deaf covfefe night!
When your WD40 cap is a little tight…
When your WD40 cap is a little tight…
Keep the sea at bay.
Keep the sea at bay.
But you said it was freeeee
But you said it was freeeee
iPhone unlock buddies.
iPhone unlock buddies.
If I ever had a gun, I would want some dragons breath to go with it.
If I ever had a gun, I would want some dragons breath to go with it.
Disney flirting.
Disney flirting.
Amy Schumer started her film career as an extra on Judge Judy.
Amy Schumer started her film career as an extra on Judge Judy.
Utter disgust. Sheer disdain.
Utter disgust. Sheer disdain.
I could watch this news…
I could watch this news…
Until next time.
Until next time.
A fisherman’s life for me.
A fisherman’s life for me.
Resist contemptible people.
Resist contemptible people.
â‚¿ Life.
â‚¿ Life.
sometimes+you+have+to+be+lazy
sometimes you have to be lazy
everyone+can+use+a+hello+kith
everyone can use a hello kith
no+amount+of+preparation+would+have+made+me+freddy+for+this
no amount of preparation would have made me freddy for this
when+someone+is+colon+you+out+critically
when someone is colon you out critically
Join the conversation
even+pirates+dug+for+their+treasure
even pirates dug for their treasure
words+carry+a+lot+of+coding%26%238230%3B
words carry a lot of coding…
this+terrified+chair+%28chairrified%29
this terrified chair (chairrified)
i+don%26%238217%3Bt+even+know+if+i%26%238217%3Bm+a+robot
i don’t even know if i’m a robot
that%26%238217%3Bs+something+a+ghost+would+say
that’s something a ghost would say
i+hope+they%26%238217%3Bre+proud+of+me
i hope they’re proud of me
the+moment+your+brain+just+forgets+every+item+ever
the moment your brain just forgets every item ever
the+true+root+of+the+issue
the true root of the issue