but you refuse to give up even if you have to hear the monologue another 35 times!

Cone them all.

Papa John’s should be on city payroll.

Can confirm; These Dick’s are worth waiting in line for…

Do as I say, and what not.

I am having a legitimately bad time…

Bring this knife to a gunfight.

One student decorated their graduation cap with a giant QR code that directs people to a list of students killed in school shootings.

Eating spaghet like a mad man.

Takebacks enabled.

Turns out mushrooms don’t give a damn about your asphalt.

Netflix cares enough to invade your private life.

FOOL proof alarm clock

There are holes all over this plot…

There’s always next year…

Japan 🇯🇵 is big on paintball.