Feeling Lucky?

but you refuse to give up even if you have to hear the monologue another 35 times!

I want to be a stay at home mom, but without the kids.
I want to be a stay at home mom, but without the kids.
Hate when that happens.
Hate when that happens.
You keep using those words…
You keep using those words…
This is how I die.
This is how I die.
McHitler.
McHitler.
Words.
Words.
Number of cats it takes to make the pain go away.
Number of cats it takes to make the pain go away.
If you watch Cinderella backwards…
If you watch Cinderella backwards…
Rambo vs. MacGyver vs. Chuck Norris.
Rambo vs. MacGyver vs. Chuck Norris.
100 things to do before you die.
100 things to do before you die.
I think they’re cool now.
I think they’re cool now.
True story.
True story.
You don’t say?!
You don’t say?!
I’m wearing a jacket because…
I’m wearing a jacket because…
How people see me.
How people see me.
When+you+step+on+your+pets+foot%26%238230%3B
When you step on your pets foot…
Bubbles+in+space%21
Bubbles in space!
Pests+in+New+York
Pests in New York
Found+this+gem+today
Found this gem today
Join the conversation
Biodegradable+cigarette+filters
Biodegradable cigarette filters
Drugs+can+be+funny
Drugs can be funny
Name+that+episode%21
Name that episode!
Bear+dad
Bear dad
Jon+Phno
Jon Phno
Stop+that+get+back+here
Stop that get back here
They+definitely+do
They definitely do
Why+is+it+called+beauty+sleep%3F
Why is it called beauty sleep?