Feeling Lucky?

call it a lipzard

phantom butt
phantom butt
well this is horrifying
well this is horrifying
a battle to the death
a battle to the death
now you don’t have to read the books
now you don’t have to read the books
jumanji
jumanji
don’t feed the sneks
don’t feed the sneks
the plot thickens
the plot thickens
kill the beast
kill the beast
they make the world go round
they make the world go round
I would like to buy some alcohol, please
I would like to buy some alcohol, please
at least wear socks with your clear boots
at least wear socks with your clear boots
still eatin tho
still eatin tho
he’ll spill the beans
he’ll spill the beans
a must read
a must read
after a long day
after a long day
never+give+up+on+your+dreams
never give up on your dreams
Who+says+men+are+afraid+of+commitment
Who says men are afraid of commitment
Logic+is+an+asset+of+mine.
Logic is an asset of mine.
Back+to+dreaming+about+the+zombie+apocalypse
Back to dreaming about the zombie apocalypse
Join the conversation
WHEN+YOU+GET+LOW+SELF+ESTEEM%2C+THINK+ABOUT+PIGEONS
WHEN YOU GET LOW SELF ESTEEM, THINK ABOUT PIGEONS
JUST+DOING+MY+JOB
JUST DOING MY JOB
Do+you+think+this+is+funny%2C+AAPL%3F
Do you think this is funny, AAPL?
At+least+you%26%238217%3Bre+familiar+with+the+metric+system.
At least you’re familiar with the metric system.
Was+the+present+the+mat%3F
Was the present the mat?
NOT+TODAY%2C+MR.+WHISKERS
NOT TODAY, MR. WHISKERS
SHE+HAS+A+BRIGHT+FUTURE+IN+POLITICS
SHE HAS A BRIGHT FUTURE IN POLITICS
Grandma+with+the+truth+bomb
Grandma with the truth bomb