caller justification

flying is like living in the wild west

don’t give me a reason and i won’t get mad

it has stories to tell

and they said hollywood was out of ideas

sea urchins love hats

avoiding people in public is exhausting

these crocheted dolls will definitely murder you in your sleep

ode de febreeze

all my problems can be blamed on astrology

money on gandalf

i live at the zoo now

live laugh lobotomy

there’s no way a home made this soup

we spent so much time preparing for the zombie apocalypse we never considered other options…

purr-fect