calling in thicc to work tomorrow

the diet starts tomorrow

my favorite part of christmas, to be honest

mr. burns memes to laugh maniacally with

this is why you should just use the same password for everything

i want to be mad, but i also want to laugh

same

it’s a thankless existence, to be sure

Dave Chappelle Memes Because Another Elon Musk Meme Gallery Is Out Of The Question

important spaceship instructions

pivot!

just one more

let’s hope these never make a comeback

the christmas goose is loose

i want this octopus lamp

well this explains a lot