can it

the assignment was clear and he aced it

when you did all the work in a group project and rightfully decided to take all the credit, too

pet the fluffy cow and go for a ride

i never studied abroad, but every friend i know who did makes sure to let me knew every chance they get

the next logical step for country songs about trucks

apparently ham curing class is a thig and honestly i kinda wanna go

at least we know what’s coming and we have time to prepare

You know the thigh thing. you become one with the chair

name the bar this baby owns and operates

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a lecture about cloning dinosaurs. where i have heard this before?

you might not always want to, but sometimes it’s good to get out of your comfort zone

the reverse ugly duckling goat

pot calling the kettle black

you never know when you might need that outdated cable from 20 years ago