Can you blame him though?

what do you think could explain the mysterious red lights?

how not to tell someone their std test results

owen has been keeping your cookie warm. of course you can trust owen

and they told me the perfect husband doesn’t exist

just one?

Nothing out of the ordinary here, just viggo mortensen and a horse eating breakfast together

This is a brilliant grandpa move

undeniable facts about kevin lasagna

Do you know why I pulled you over, ma’am?

kermit the dinosaur – how angry does this make you?

write the next line of this story

you were the chosen one. you were supposed to bring balance to your teeth, not ruin them!

this is why i just buy new clothes when all my old ones are dirty

the journey to the final boss therapist is worth it if you’re competitive

this tweet about fire departments feels pretty on point