can’t wait to use this 4 minutes to take command of my life again

living legend

tortoise with a fire addiction

tortoise with a fire addiction

he’d rather keep swimming then play shuffleboard on the top deck

he’d rather keep swimming then play shuffleboard on the top deck

good thing he’s not an italian plumber, then

good thing he’s not an italian plumber, then

this stat hurts just thinking about it

this stat hurts just thinking about it

and then he gets punched for calling you that

and then he gets punched for calling you that

we finally know where tomato soup comes from

we finally know where tomato soup comes from

how to go from fun to terrifying in one second

how to go from fun to terrifying in one second

this is a good point

this is a good point

ummm what now?

some things we need to keep on the inside

some things we need to keep on the inside

clever katie

thanks steve, i needed to hear that

thanks steve, i needed to hear that

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but where can I find actual quicksand?

but where can I find actual quicksand?