Succulent Cupcakes

Succulent Cupcakes

wow. that’s hard to read. am i drunk?

wow. that’s hard to read. am i drunk?

did he do it?

wasted gems

this flesh prison won’t hold me for long

this flesh prison won’t hold me for long

Figs are pollinated by wasps. after pollination, figs ‘digest’ the dead left dead inside. knowing this, i still plan to eat fig newtons. they are delicious

Figs are pollinated by wasps. after pollination, figs ‘digest’ the dead left dead inside. knowing this, i still plan to eat fig newtons. they are delicious

i should have texted instead

i should have texted instead

send dudes, not nudes

send dudes, not nudes

spitting venom

as long as the bird is okay, everything else is, too

as long as the bird is okay, everything else is, too

time to cry!

what every kid wants for christmas

what every kid wants for christmas

classic carrie bradshaw

classic carrie bradshaw

I didn’t know this was a discussion we needed to have, but let the debate begin!

I didn’t know this was a discussion we needed to have, but let the debate begin!

that’s a loaded question

that’s a loaded question

the dog barked ‘shotgun’ first

the dog barked ‘shotgun’ first