Cows are odd creatures.

Cows are odd creatures.

just like mama

how the (vege)tables turn

how the (vege)tables turn

avoiding “the talk” at all costs

avoiding “the talk” at all costs

and they come plated loosely on a wood board

and they come plated loosely on a wood board

[redacted] [redacted] for my [redacted]

[redacted] [redacted] for my [redacted]

what you did is try to spike my blood sugars

what you did is try to spike my blood sugars

death by a million cuts

death by a million cuts

the real baddies know

the real baddies know

blind spot

hallowed eaves

pistachio supremacy

pistachio supremacy

starting to get suspicious…

starting to get suspicious…

landlord is secretly a troll under a bridge

landlord is secretly a troll under a bridge

their fry-nal moments

their fry-nal moments

togna bologna