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carpe diem

i see what you did there
i see what you did there
woofles
woofles
now property values are gonna plummet
now property values are gonna plummet
refrigerator jenga
refrigerator jenga
nice
nice
choo choo
choo choo
it’s easier to eat then exercise
it’s easier to eat then exercise
there’s nothing sooner than instant
there’s nothing sooner than instant
work doesn’t stop for nuclear war
work doesn’t stop for nuclear war
the next generation of home owners
the next generation of home owners
tuckered himself out destroying everything
tuckered himself out destroying everything
this took a turn
this took a turn
all we are is butt dust in the wind
all we are is butt dust in the wind
i mean, he’s not wrong
i mean, he’s not wrong
flamin’ hot cheeto
flamin’ hot cheeto
still+nothing
still nothing
beware+the+bjork
beware the bjork
the+more+things+change+the+more+they+stay+the+same
the more things change the more they stay the same
a+burrito+is+not+a+travel+taco
a burrito is not a travel taco
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nicotine+is+the+real+killer
nicotine is the real killer
biohazard
biohazard
milk+is+almost+out+of+fat
milk is almost out of fat
finishing+strong+with+ice+cream
finishing strong with ice cream
who+wins+in+a+fight%2C+sword+girlfriend+or+knife+wife%3F
who wins in a fight, sword girlfriend or knife wife?
your+uber+has+arrived
your uber has arrived
don%26%238217%3Bt+wake+the+bat
don’t wake the bat
filled+with+blood+jam
filled with blood jam