carpet scar-pit

Mariah carey memes because all i want for christmas is for people to stop posting about it before thanksgiving!

beware of log

smells like reborn spirit

side effects may include incest…

me and my demons are just cool like that

who actually thought this was a good idea?

may the force be with your belt

Heid klum asked if we would still love her if she was a worm for halloween and the answer was obviously “yes”

these are the tools of successful writers

how fast are you?

find your bay leaf confidence

do not feed the animals

suddenly we all agree about pineapple on pizza

or just avoid the pit altogether because you have work tomorrow

um, what now?