carrie on

there were no witnesses

comrade cat

i’m a sinner, i’m a saint, i do not feel ashamed

don’t even think about it, garfield

adding to my vernacular

and the answer is?

forever 31

what fish think when you’re fishing

ancient simpsons

Daniel Radcliffe… i mean weird al memes to waste your time with like a surgeon while you eat it with your polka face

i think i could at least handle one goose. probably not more

i want to touch the forbidden carpet!

hippotato

it was just a misunderstanding

does anyone know how to get chocolate milk out of bedsheets?