cat con artist

the dream scenario

the dream scenario

that headline took a turn

that headline took a turn

i wouldn’t challenge her to a fight

i wouldn’t challenge her to a fight

geese are dicks

geese are dicks

an important reminder

an important reminder

I’ve found my calling

I’ve found my calling

don’t mess with his meat

don’t mess with his meat

like the moon landing, this photo was staged

like the moon landing, this photo was staged

i take venmo

looking for recommendations, not advice… oh my

looking for recommendations, not advice… oh my

when in doubt, try and turbofolk your problems away. and then sue

when in doubt, try and turbofolk your problems away. and then sue

never give up hope

never give up hope

don’t be selfish

don’t be selfish

the best science teacher

the best science teacher

this true story needs to be a movie

this true story needs to be a movie