caught by surprise

One does not simple walk into Mordor.

One does not simple walk into Mordor.

If you were born in the 90s…

If you were born in the 90s…

We got here with a computer less powerful than your cell phone.

We got here with a computer less powerful than your cell phone.

Pilsbury scream.

Pilsbury scream.

Have you tried switching it on and off?

Have you tried switching it on and off?

Getting out of bed for school in the morning.

Getting out of bed for school in the morning.

Salvidor Dali eating a bowl of surreal.

Salvidor Dali eating a bowl of surreal.

So you just lie?

So you just lie?

Surprise spider attack!

Surprise spider attack!

If you repeat a lie often enough it becomes politics.

If you repeat a lie often enough it becomes politics.

How college works.

How college works.

Why I’m wearing headphones.

Why I’m wearing headphones.

I knew it!

I like your bear’d.

I like your bear’d.

Wait. What?