celebrity celibacy

He became his legacy. Literally

He became his legacy. Literally

retired firehoses

retired firehoses

The answer is yes. I do.

The answer is yes. I do.

mind blown

Calmly plotting your demise

Calmly plotting your demise

justice served

I’d like to buy a vowel

I’d like to buy a vowel

Needs more salt

Needs more salt

I’d like to pay with a laser light show, please

I’d like to pay with a laser light show, please

delete comic sans from the system

delete comic sans from the system

And together they will conquer the dog park

And together they will conquer the dog park

Is this true?

Seriously, why won’t you stop hitting yourself?

Seriously, why won’t you stop hitting yourself?

Followed directions perfectly

Followed directions perfectly

Note to self: don’t try this in the office

Note to self: don’t try this in the office