Urban myths exposed.

mario is a hero for doing the same thing that makes shredder a villain. Make it make sense

You know you’re an elder millenial if…

helping to keep the pigs cool on a hot summer day

was the gasp for fear of her husband’s safety or for the possible life insurance payout?

it turns out bart and lisa simpson were both bald

the kinds of gifts that writers don’t approve of

how you react to stepping on your pet vs how they react to stepping on you

a real puffin trying to mimic and fit in with a fake puffin on the east coast

a true test of will is knowing there are times in life when you have to reign in your desire to initiate a game of leap frog

70 year old grandma at rolling stones concert proves you’re never too old to rock

am i phobos the moon of mars?

don’t try calling the pawlice. there’s nothing you can do about it

CSI: disneyland

boba fett is actually pinocchio

walked into a bank to pick up checks might chop some wood later