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This is my kind of news.
I Have Two Hands and Three foods
I Have Two Hands and Three foods
Every time I try to act suave in front of my SO…
Every time I try to act suave in front of my SO…
You gonna play today?
You gonna play today?
Such logic.
Such logic.
Books are surreal
Books are surreal
Canadian stereotypes piss me off.
Canadian stereotypes piss me off.
Something is up with Ariel…
Something is up with Ariel…
This how cashiers at a McDonald’s in Taiwan dress
This how cashiers at a McDonald’s in Taiwan dress
Hey God what ya making?
Hey God what ya making?
Am I too late for Christmas?
Am I too late for Christmas?
When wearing a baseball cap…
When wearing a baseball cap…
Unfriending is easy!
Unfriending is easy!
As an Europeans this is how I imagine Americans eating their lunch
As an Europeans this is how I imagine Americans eating their lunch
The best part of waking up, is Wonka in your cup.
The best part of waking up, is Wonka in your cup.
Cheesecake stuffed strawberries. Holy crap.
Cheesecake stuffed strawberries. Holy crap.
Individual+versus+amorphous+blob%26%238230%3B
Individual versus amorphous blob…
Dogs+are+cooler+than+kids%2C+prove+me+wrong.
Dogs are cooler than kids, prove me wrong.
But+only+I+know+it%26%238217%3Bs+a+turd%26%238230%3B
But only I know it’s a turd…
Electricity+is+scary%2C+circuit+1977.
Electricity is scary, circuit 1977.
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Politicians+fear+such+a+thing.
Politicians fear such a thing.
And+I%26%238217%3Bm+not+half+bad+at+it%2C+at+that.
And I’m not half bad at it, at that.
The+laser+used+in+corrective+eye+surgery+is+accurate+enough+to+write+words+on+a+hair.
The laser used in corrective eye surgery is accurate enough to write words on a hair.
Round+and+round+and+round+we+go%2C+as+the+circus+does.
Round and round and round we go, as the circus does.
Biden+never+doge+it+coming..
Biden never doge it coming..
Lorde%2C+give+me+a+sign%26%238230%3B
Lorde, give me a sign…
I+could+om+nom+the+science+out+of+that+theory%26%238230%3B
I could om nom the science out of that theory…
Unexpected+angles.
Unexpected angles.