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Float like a discarded PepsiCo 2litre, sting like a proper scyphozoa…

Float like a discarded PepsiCo 2litre, sting like a proper scyphozoa...
Words.
Words.
The wisdom of a gran.
The wisdom of a gran.
You are my sun shine.
You are my sun shine.
Bats are surprisingly good swimmers and nobody is quite sure their motivation to do it.
Bats are surprisingly good swimmers and nobody is quite sure their motivation to do it.
A gaggle of Amish men shifting a barn.
A gaggle of Amish men shifting a barn.
Thanks I hate evolution.
Thanks I hate evolution.
I’ll take a badger… if anyone is still handing them out.
I’ll take a badger… if anyone is still handing them out.
People do get to live a little, I suppose.
People do get to live a little, I suppose.
The platybelodon is the extinct ancestor of the elephant. Let’s clone them so they can frolic with the mammoths.
The platybelodon is the extinct ancestor of the elephant. Let’s clone them so they can frolic with the mammoths.
X Æ A-12 roll out
X Æ A-12 roll out
WHERE ARE MY PERKS?!
WHERE ARE MY PERKS?!
The tallest man the world – A History
The tallest man the world – A History
Mandatory capes for every citizen, please.
Mandatory capes for every citizen, please.
Women get no got damn respect.
Women get no got damn respect.
Sorry I tased you, brother.
Sorry I tased you, brother.
Obviously.
Obviously.
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(insert stupid quidditch reference here)
No+shame.
No shame.
Times+when+I+use+cursive.
Times when I use cursive.
Join the conversation
Never+scare+a+black+man%26%238230%3B+who+is+also+a+ninja.
Never scare a black man… who is also a ninja.
Yep%26%238230%3B
Yep…
Oh+Cleverbot%26%238230%3B+is+there+anything+you+don%26%238217%3Bt+know%3F
Oh Cleverbot… is there anything you don’t know?
Cheating+milk.
Cheating milk.
Shotgun+infinity.
Shotgun infinity.
Classy.
Classy.
Well%2C+that+works%26%238230%3B
Well, that works…
Time+to+die.
Time to die.