Bob Barker frowns upon your style of pet ownership.

Bob Barker frowns upon your style of pet ownership.

Investments do come with risk, typically.

Investments do come with risk, typically.

You can’t kill what’s not even real.

You can’t kill what’s not even real.

Owls are also made of star dust, turns out.

Owls are also made of star dust, turns out.

Take that desk and shove it.

Take that desk and shove it.

AND MY AXE

Good on you, Tank.

Good on you, Tank.

Smirnoff is cheeky.

Smirnoff is cheeky.

How zoologists weigh the bird.

How zoologists weigh the bird.

RIP In Peace, Mr. President

RIP In Peace, Mr. President

When art mimics life.

When art mimics life.

Help your children PRN.

Help your children PRN.

We’re rewriting our entire infrastructure…

We’re rewriting our entire infrastructure…

Owl erotica.

Well it was worth a shot.

Well it was worth a shot.

Got dam crackheads anyway.

Got dam crackheads anyway.