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Criminal counseling
we live in a satire
we live in a satire
men become poets in public restrooms
men become poets in public restrooms
I wonder what songs were played at their wedding
I wonder what songs were played at their wedding
how to boop an alligator or die trying
how to boop an alligator or die trying
gotta have faith
gotta have faith
if only…
if only…
because priorities
because priorities
pay teachers more
pay teachers more
haunted wasp demon house
haunted wasp demon house
it’s the patriotic thing to do
it’s the patriotic thing to do
and then he gave the good boi a treat
and then he gave the good boi a treat
life… finds a way
life… finds a way
pup needs to check his notifications
pup needs to check his notifications
bawitdaba
bawitdaba
global worming
global worming
worth+the+effort
worth the effort
WHEN+YOU+GET+LOW+SELF+ESTEEM%2C+THINK+ABOUT+PIGEONS
WHEN YOU GET LOW SELF ESTEEM, THINK ABOUT PIGEONS
Do+you+think+this+is+funny%2C+AAPL%3F
Do you think this is funny, AAPL?
Was+the+present+the+mat%3F
Was the present the mat?
Join the conversation
JUST+DOING+MY+JOB
JUST DOING MY JOB
WATCH+OUT+FOR+DOLPHINS
WATCH OUT FOR DOLPHINS
never+give+up+on+your+dreams
never give up on your dreams
ALL%26%238217%3BS+FAIR+IN+LOVE+AND+WAR
ALL’S FAIR IN LOVE AND WAR
CLOSE+ENOUGH%3F
CLOSE ENOUGH?
NOT+TODAY%2C+MR.+WHISKERS
NOT TODAY, MR. WHISKERS
Logic+is+an+asset+of+mine.
Logic is an asset of mine.
taco+bell+gets+me
taco bell gets me