character archetypes with juxtaposed partners will always be good

Every typecasted foreigner in Hollywood

How to disappoint a tiger.

Ask, and it shall be given you…

No pass, only pet.

A town near Maine had a boulder who decided to move.

Just peachy!

Rubio better not be playing…

Ghost Apples are only to be given to widows, orphans, the dead, would-be vampires, and cats.

Xi Jinping covered in ink, and the woman (Dong Yaoqiong) who’s missing since doing it

What’s something you wish you had?

Stop one, stop them all

The many builds of Christian Bale

A pair of shoes for every child killed by gun violence since Sandy Hook

Stranger Corns

When dad jokes are no longer jokes.