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Sometimes The Onion’s jokes are too real

Sometimes The Onion's jokes are too real
Some of you should stay in doors.
Some of you should stay in doors.
How to get tested for cov-19 for free in America.
How to get tested for cov-19 for free in America.
The T-Rex tastes awful, and other such answers.
The T-Rex tastes awful, and other such answers.
Smarter than the average good boy.
Smarter than the average good boy.
Some of you aren’t meant to leave your homes…
Some of you aren’t meant to leave your homes…
Meat the new cat, Potato.
Meat the new cat, Potato.
I didn’t sign a release form…
I didn’t sign a release form…
*toot* you be, my neighbor.
*toot* you be, my neighbor.
Good ol’ days
Good ol’ days
We created these monsters…
We created these monsters…
You caught me in a real sour mood, Jimbo.
You caught me in a real sour mood, Jimbo.
UNCANNY!
UNCANNY!
Gisney caters to all age demographics.
Gisney caters to all age demographics.
Those pesky Russians at it again.
Those pesky Russians at it again.
Would you look at those stompers…
Would you look at those stompers…
no+need+to+be+crabby
no need to be crabby
dogs+are+boy%26%238217%3Bs+best+friend+%3C3
dogs are boy’s best friend <3
well%2C+that%26%238217%3Bs+certainly+a+unique+way+to+see+it
well, that’s certainly a unique way to see it
attack+o%26%238217%3B+the+catto
attack o’ the catto
Join the conversation
angur+frog
angur frog
am+now+singing+this+version+all+the+time
am now singing this version all the time
the+ultimate+zoom+meeting+for+inefficiency
the ultimate zoom meeting for inefficiency
this+could+be+life-saving+information%21
this could be life-saving information!
i+need+to+use+this
i need to use this
what+a%26%238230%3Bspecial+phrase
what a…special phrase
let%26%238217%3Bs+hop+to+this+marathon%21
let’s hop to this marathon!
looks+like+the+otts+are+against+your+favor%2C+friend
looks like the otts are against your favor, friend