charismatic cowardice

do you even lift, nerd girl?

when you get so drunk you turn into joe rogan you KNOW it’s time to go home

i can never show my face in public again

if you’re a punctual person, now you know what your friends really mean they text you their eta

get bit by These walking dead memes because the show became the zombie it was trying to survive

so warm and cozy

walmart would never have such an organized checkout line

it’s sometimes the little dumb things that bring us the most happiness

gonna move into a cave and start a new life

political pokemon

ladies, i’m single! don’t all line up at once now

when it comes to opening the produce bag we’re all equals

they said the perfect christmas tree doesn’t ex—

baby faced swamp witch

life is like a box of jalapeno chocolates