He wrote the book on gravity but couldn’t attract no booty.

natty and noods: the deal of the century

cue John williams ‘jaws’ theme

and the cat never returned

he didn’t hunt sharks. he shot at them wildly to keep them away from his tuna catch

generation hobbit

does anyone object?

interesting interpretation

does the gravy hot tub cost extra?

the safest way to travel my ass

you can se the spite in its eyes

the good times will come

skank across america

I’m fine

and now i’m one lego set richer

modest zombies