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the account says parody, but the message rings true

the account says parody, but the message rings true
meal prepping made easy
meal prepping made easy
it was the only option
it was the only option
how about these gas prices?
how about these gas prices?
time to show the world how smart i am
time to show the world how smart i am
just wait until the floor is actually lava, then all the adults will feel like real idiots
just wait until the floor is actually lava, then all the adults will feel like real idiots
i flip my hair back and forth
i flip my hair back and forth
gonna ride my cow into town for groceries, be back in a bit
gonna ride my cow into town for groceries, be back in a bit
bonjour
bonjour
priority putting away costs an arm and a leg
priority putting away costs an arm and a leg
no assistance needed
no assistance needed
sold!
sold!
daily reasons to drink
daily reasons to drink
the true test of a jedi master
the true test of a jedi master
this explains so much
this explains so much
the treasure at the end of the rainbow
the treasure at the end of the rainbow
are+you+awake+or+ashleighp%3F
are you awake or ashleighp?
team+carrie
team carrie
crocs+for+dogs
crocs for dogs
tooting+his+own+horn
tooting his own horn
Join the conversation
thanks+but+no+thanks
thanks but no thanks
your+phone+always+knows
your phone always knows
centaur+exterminators+are+so+effective+they%26%238217%3Bve+basically+put+themselves+out+of+business
centaur exterminators are so effective they’ve basically put themselves out of business
where+are+my+baby+back+ribs%2C+kevin%3F
where are my baby back ribs, kevin?
he%26%238217%3Bs+not+mad%2C+just+disappointed
he’s not mad, just disappointed
especially+on+a+friday
especially on a friday
you+definitely+want+to+rethink+that%2C+kid
you definitely want to rethink that, kid
it%26%238217%3Bs+healthy+to+set+boundaries
it’s healthy to set boundaries